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Marketing Demotivational Poster


MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution


TAGS: marketing business
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:01 pm
Something similar happened with my windshield. I suspect conspiracy.


CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm
BINGO!


MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...


TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.54/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
NICE!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.


TAGS: jobs children marketing
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:42 pm
Space.....where did you think those teeny weeny people came from? Glad to see yo....your avatar gracing the place...again teehee.
spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:25 pm
HA! This must be the sequel to their "fun with procreation" set. ;)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 3:07 pm
Mine were anything I could torture my little brother with...teehee! Thanks for the comment Ugs.
ughomer - February 20, 2013, 2:40 pm
Tinker Toys were my Mom's fav's while my Old Man preferred Lincoln Logs!


OPENING NIGHT -


TAGS: marketing 101
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 8:47 pm
Genius.


ACCOUNTABILITY -




FREE STUFF - In the digital age, if it's free, You're not the customer You're the product


TAGS: direct marketing data mining freebies
Rating: 4.46/5

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ughomer - November 5, 2012, 10:45 am
How TRUE - 5L.


FOR EVERY TASTE -




GOOD MARKETING -


TAGS: marketing legs up bacon
Rating: 4.83/5

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BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 6:32 am
ROR!!! 5 Poodles
jameswnash - August 20, 2010, 8:10 pm
Priceless, 5 prosthetic legs to you and a fav for me!
crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
Fave'd
spacedog - August 20, 2010, 5:50 pm
Face, you kill me on a regular basis, but this is superb. 5'd and faved.
Airman - August 20, 2010, 1:42 pm
LOL


GOOD MARKETING - It makes even crap sellable


TAGS: marketing crap plushies
Rating: 2.23/5

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Hypercat-Z - July 20, 2009, 8:04 pm
http://www.peeandpoo.com/eng/flasheng.asp
einseiji - July 7, 2009, 4:10 pm
My my where the hell did you find this lovely.... Product.


take a picture, it'll last longer -


TAGS: sales electronics marketing prices to hell with it all
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - August 28, 2013, 11:11 am
I remember my first 250G external hard drive (bought to use as backup storage) costing $180 then a year later, the same thing was selling for $99 :-P


So... -


TAGS: charities direct marketing fundraising
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - November 24, 2013, 6:30 pm

Not true, I no longer keep a Kosher house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2013, 11:16 pm
He says he loves beef, but he'll only spring for beef substitute.
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
I so love a verbal battle of the titans. Yer turn Moooooooooooooooooou. Oh, wait, rerun just found the smidgeon of copper in his dime shred, doubt he’ll be back for a while.
rerun - November 23, 2013, 8:56 pm

I still love you, but bite me beef boy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 23, 2013, 8:37 pm
I know there's a joke here about Rerun being Jewish and shredding a dime.....someone help me put it together. I won't sleep until I have closure on this issue.
TheSanityInspector - November 23, 2013, 2:43 pm
Ouch!
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:49 am

I shred all my "junk" mail. I received a letter like this, didn't realize there was a coin in it. Needless to say, that dime cost me $149.99 for a ruined shredder
Silverheart - November 22, 2013, 6:10 pm

Nice! Think of the un***ped potential of all the nickels... all the coins, for that matter, currently in the world.


LABORATORY ANIMALS -




The humiliation of Mr t boone pickens -




WORKED FOR ME -


TAGS: marketing ad tactics
Rating: 3.82/5

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 11:52 am
I like the subtle ones.


UNDERLYING CAUSE -




SPACEBALLS, THE COMB -


TAGS: spaceball comb marketing useless dum
Rating: 3.11/5

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DavidLister - March 9, 2011, 9:12 pm
"We ain't found ****!"


BORING, OREGON -


TAGS: tourism marketing vacation boring
Rating: 3/5

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Faceplant31 - August 19, 2010, 5:58 pm
Meh, no real wow factor Icon. Not bad but not a 5.


MARKETING - Now, This Is How It's Done




PRODUCT BRANDING -


TAGS: important marketing investors negative image
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 6:38 pm
Gary O, lovin your show! I hope you laughed and pee-cola'd your pants! Where I live, if you listen, you'll hear banjos playing!
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 10:10 am
Izzat a dis, Mizzdizz? If so, it’s a purty good one
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 6:42 am
and in Hindi (India) pee means 'drink' or 'to drink' (verb form).
mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 3:19 am
That has the appropriate redneck visual response to the mass consumption of the aforementioned product complete with spelling of name and bonus points for distance and accuracy and number of hogs summoned by call?
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 12:02 am
I can just see the commerical; from mountian top to mountain top in the Agumatsa Range……hollerin’ ‘PEEEEE-C-O-O-O-O-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-A’
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 11:36 pm
They need a poster boy - Bear Grylls ?


Salesmanship -


TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.75/5

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Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L


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